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[stiffmeister]

Wincest

[stiffmeister]

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[Tintalya]

Wist je dat David Rothschild getrouwd is met prinses Olimpia Aldobrandini? Omdat ze allemaal een grote familie zijn, die voortdurend hun achternaam veranderen om de samenzwering te verbergen en publiek onderzoek te vermijden. Veel van deze mensen wonen nu in Azië, voornamelijk in China, India, Japan, Singapore, Indonesië en de Filipijnen. Wat vertelt je dat? Ja, om een nieuwe Nieuwe Wereld Orde te creëren met Azië aan het roer. Dit is waarom zij successievelijk alle Amerikaanse industriële infrastructuur naar Azië en China hebben verplaatst.

[DarknessFood]

Steve is eigenlijk niet veranderd door de jaren heen. Top!

[roastednerd]

(((Rothschild)))

[Batmanjepper]

Dit maakt mij blij.

[Mindless]

Ik heb een steve penis.

[Enzevil]

Komt na Half Life 3 uit.

[Noatak]

Zeg Roastednerd, één Wallie is genoeg hoor.

[DunneDraak]

Jawel, hij heeft nu een switch

[Noatak]

https://i.imgur.com/YHCsfBC.png

[Noatak]

> Enzio hoe zit het met die rpg? Oh ja, dat was ook een ding.

[Wallie]

Wat?

[Wallie]

>Speciaal voor jou in huis gehaald. <3 Warenliefde.

[Raúl]

In het kort is de Zwarte Paus de President van deze wereld en de Bourbon Koning van Spanje is de Monarch van de wereld (niet koningin Elizabeth zoals velen denken). Hij bestuurt het Vaticaan via de Jezuïeten — de Spaanse Borgias / Borja hebben de Jezuïeten gecreëerd — en staat ook bekend als de Koning van Jeruzalem. (Wat vertelt je dit over wie er heimelijk over de Zionistische-Khazarische ruige staat van Israël regeert?) De Grijze Paus is de ‘voorbestemde’ heerser van dit alles!

[Noatak]

Maar de Habsburgers besturen toch alles?

[roastednerd]

Jort jij bent toch ook naar de Berghain geweest? >Please excuse the long review, but I’m going to share with you my experience at Berghain. I was in Berlin a couple weeks ago and I was sitting in my hotel bar. I started chatting with a couple guys from London. They seemed normal and told me they were getting ready to head to the worlds coolest night club. I figure it’s Saturday night…what the hell. So I ask them if I can tag along. They said no problem. One of them informs me that I should probably change clothes because this place is hard to get into, but they had a connection. They recommended that I go change into black, simple clothes. No buttons on the shirts and no hoodies. They said if I had a black scarf, that would be awesome. Said the door guy loves scarves and black clothes. So I go change and come back down to the lobby. We hail a cab and are now off to this place called Berghain. Upon arriving…I see this super long line that’s leading into what looks like a commercial building of some sort. I’d liken it to a warehouse. It’s not inviting at all. The guys from London tell me we are going to cut in line. While we are standing there looking for the spot to cut, I take out my phone to check Facebook. One of the London guys goes into a rage and starts cussing me out and grabs my phone. Yelling…”DON’T LOOK AT YOUR PHONE. DON’T USE IT!” “THEY WON’T LET US IN!”…Anyway…we get to the front of the line and there’s this creepy looking, older guy with ear rings–face tats and spikes in his lips. Supposedly he’s some type of guru in the club scene. He’s a weird guy and yes he had a scarf on. He looks me up and down and then waves us in using his pinky…Now things are about to get really weird.

[roastednerd]

>Once inside, the music is blasting too loud. You could feel it in your chest. I thought the bass was going to set my heart off rhythm. I tell the two guys from London…”Let’s go get a beer!”…They look at me like I am crazy. They offer me these strange looking little pills and I pass. No drugs for me. They both pop them and then start making out! I’m not talking about a little kiss or a peck, I’m talking open-mouth, tongue kissing. It was very aggressive/disturbing kissing. I didn’t even know these dudes were gay! I look around and there are 3 or 4 naked guys dancing all crazy with erections. I decide to go get a beer and I tell myself—maybe I’m in the wrong part of the club? Maybe this is the gay section. Nope. The whole club is the gay section!

[roastednerd]

>On the way to grab a beer, I pass in disbelief, a bearded guy butt fucking the crap out of another bearded dude. You could smell feces and sweat. I take my eyes off of that situation and it only gets worse. There’s another guy, and I kid you not…he’s got his arm, almost to his elbow, up another guys ass! I thought it was a magic trick or an illusion. It WASN’T! The guy that’s basically getting impaled is enjoying it! I saw one guy getting tag teamed (double penetration style) by 2 guys! I said to hell with this…I’m out of here! As I’m leaving, I remember that one of those Londoner’s has my phone. So I need to go to find him. Now there are naked guys everywhere! Sucking each other off. Fisting each other. There was one dude that was riding another guy (cowgirl style) and yelling “Balles Tief!” “Balles Tief!”…I ask the dude next to me…”What’s he screamin?!”…He informs “Balles Tief” is German for “Balls Deep”… This Nazi looking guy comes up to me with a syringe and acts like he’s going to stick me with it. I jump back and think about beating the shit out of him and he starts laughing and in very bad English says “You vant chemical to keep wake and make you high?”…As I’m saying “NO!”…a loud siren/whistle starts blowing and the whole club starts going bananas! I ask this guy who looks like a vampire…”What the hell is that? Is there a fire or terrorist or something?”…He does this weird giggle and say’s the siren means it’s “Slip and Slide time!”…100’s of guys, the ones that aren’t already naked, drop there pants and start masturbating on the dance floor. Evidently, you are supposed to ejaculate on the floor and make it slippy and then naked guys go sliding through it! WTF! I look back and that vampire looking dude is jerking off in my direction. I throw a beer bottle at him and start hauling ass out of there. I run past this one guy that seems to be injured and he’s asking for help. I’m a pretty nice guy, so I ask what happened. He bends over and you can see this silicone/rubber looking object barely protruding out of his butt. You could barely see it. He then explains that he had shoved a rubber arm with fist up there and it was stuck! This guy thinks I’m going to help pull it out?!? Get the fuck out of here! I finally get to the exit and I yell to that weirdo door man “YOU SICK BASTARD!”…I hail a cab and make it back to my hotel. That was my experience at the “worlds coolest night club”..I can handle a lot of stuff, but this place was WAY over the top. I will not be back. Never.

[DunneDraak]

Kennen jullie iemand met een switch en een xbox 1?

[Noatak]

Zeg Wallie, één Roastednerd is genoeg hoor.

[roastednerd]

Alleen mensen met een verstandelijke beperking doen daar aan.

[Wallie]

Ik ken iemand met een hoop luiers.

[Wallie]

Sorry dat je het naar vond.

[Tintalya]

Ik ken wel iemand die er aan overleden is.